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offshore1 wrote: ↑

Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:52 am

How do you know Merks?
Steve's nana might be a gmilf.

Hah - just re read that - I wasn't referring to anyone's grandma in particular - I was also thinking of saying sister or cousin or sheepdog or alpaca or something about a dead man's dick. Anything to offend New Zealanders really.

BA wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:54 pm

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:45 pm

bet he gets his first root out of it.

It’s NZ, he probably had his first root at 11.

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:59 pm

sheep don't count.

Neither does your grandmother.

Thanks for that Foamy - that's my mates cuz - sent him the link - he'll be stoked.

JohnJohnJohn!

https://www.northernstar.com.au/news/gr ... s/3267559/

God - 1 def Sushi - 0

It's on ! - Funky Cold v Sushi Roll.

The Claim v The Calm

The Heat Analizer doesn't work for me Al.

What can I do?


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black duck wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:19 am

offshore1 wrote: ↑

Wed Sep 20, 2017 9:44 am

And she does a fantastic flipper imitation.

Does she do it while you're having sex?

Only when he tries to stick it in her bottom... you know - "nyet nyet, nyet nyet"

Hatchnam wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:40 am

All good . I will go grab what passes for a coffee in the meantime

Just catching up on all this - you could have had a proper one here - would join youse for a soif but I'm limited to one flipper boogering and body bashing so it's off to bowls soon - you flying solo Iggs?

Maybe some good has come out of these evil festivals??? They were all dicking around there...

And guilty as charged miles of empty beachbreaks looking for someone to paddle out next to

It's a bcc so I'm not too worried. Results back in a couple of months. Six stitches that I'm trying not to open up hurt more than I was expecting but yeah, all good thanks for asking BCC prob won't kill you just eat you away slowly - when they call you back and say come in tomorrow then the shit ge...

Just out of the water at the pass Relatively uncrowded A dozen long mini roller coaster rides is enough to start the week on the 8-1 Had to slow right down after 3 weeks of riding short boards in indo Derek Hynd was flying finless thru the inside sections Hit it after you - then again this morning ...

Brian Brainwave wrote:

steve shearer wrote:god it's a mess down here.

Got told along mains at bb was best evers!!!

I looked at it about 10 and yes there are banks and the wind was great but the relatively low high tide was already giving it a chubby where it wasn't closing out. North of the Wreck I dunno but heaps of angle and Qlder's.

Wilko chucken buckets!