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by Cranked
Sun Oct 15, 2017 7:11 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Quiksilver Pro France 2017
Replies: 100
Views: 2545

Re: Quiksilver Pro France 2017

jimmy wrote:
Sat Oct 14, 2017 10:58 pm
Yeah it happened BD. I don’t judge anyone for that stuff but Owen had a serious problem.
Should they be testing pro surfers for drugs?
by Cranked
Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:29 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Quiksilver Pro France 2017
Replies: 100
Views: 2545

Re: Quiksilver Pro France 2017

i love how filipe conserved his energy in that last one. couple of barrels not even trying. obviously his head is filled with a chaotic pile of all sorts of moves. the infamous "tree of variations". no doubt we'll soon be seeing him drag out of the marsh the hippopotamus. I somehow realized that it...
by Cranked
Wed Oct 11, 2017 3:28 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3042
Views: 188107

Re: Just general surfing stuff

The wave is not drawing, its just crumbling. GSTQ would own it on his Biscuit.
by Cranked
Wed Oct 11, 2017 2:32 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 15898
Views: 1218510

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Fcuk off Jimmy, now why would anyone ever bother to try or even bother to write another report after that. Lets just close this thread down on that high note.
by Cranked
Tue Oct 10, 2017 2:34 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 15898
Views: 1218510

Re: Where did you surf today ?

See, your life is better with poetry: TS Eliot, WWhitman, MM
by Cranked
Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:34 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 15898
Views: 1218510

Re: Where did you surf today ?

MM is a noted member of the The Queen's English Society. He demands rhyme and metre in poems. Members of the group, set up to defend the 'beauty and precision' of the English language, have turned their attention to contemporary poetry and poets, arguing that too often strings of words are being lab...
by Cranked
Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:04 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 15898
Views: 1218510

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Your last one was good though, I just had to step in and correct the scansion a bit
by Cranked
Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:59 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 15898
Views: 1218510

Re: Where did you surf today ?

He's coming along nicely though
by Cranked
Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:54 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 15898
Views: 1218510

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Nick "poetry hater" Carroll - his latest contribution, titled "Fun as Fcuk"
Nick Carroll wrote:
Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:15 am
4-6' in the morning,
declining later
a magical period
not long before sunset -
the wind dying
surf mist descending,
super pretty clean
lefts and rights.
saving daylight
driving shearer insane
by Cranked
Mon Oct 02, 2017 10:34 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 364
Views: 27265

Re: Kelly's wave.

It was a pretty fun night. Some very passionate poetry lovers getting drunk together and struggling to remember words. I think there might have even been a fist fight over some misheard something in "Second Coming". Luckily I was lying behind the bar by then thinking about the best way to communica...
by Cranked
Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:41 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 364
Views: 27265

Re: Kelly's wave.

Lol
by Cranked
Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:31 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 364
Views: 27265

Re: Kelly's wave.

GSTQ would have started off with that surprised look on his face just like Mick when Andy slapped him, but morphing into a look of confusion and disbelief as the man hug reached its apogee.
by Cranked
Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:26 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Maldives
Replies: 132
Views: 7982

Re: Maldives

Racetrack, 6pm Sundays, Shearer, nude!

They'd be cheering from the bleachers (aka Single Fin)
by Cranked
Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:35 am
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Eggs - how do you like them?
Replies: 45
Views: 2297

Re: Eggs - how do you like them?

Are you far enough forward on the nose when you duck dive, like about a foot further forward from your paddling position.
by Cranked
Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:19 am
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: bali forecast
Replies: 19
Views: 6135

Re: bali forecast

.....and as the end of January approaches so does another possible trip to Bali. Any heads ups re: swell? I've never seen the south coast flat Beany. But keep in mind that the wet season has been unseasonably dry most years for a while now and there could be a return to "normal" conditions some tim...
by Cranked
Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:12 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 15898
Views: 1218510

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Tuncurry breakwall huh! How do you like your sharks Ricky.?? Interesting you mention that. I was out there again this morning (lumpy and wind-affected). A couple of locals pointed out a chopper off to the north buzzing around. 'That's the shark-spotter'. There was a heap of birds and dolphins havin...
by Cranked
Sat Sep 23, 2017 7:53 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Maldives
Replies: 132
Views: 7982

Re: Maldives

Paradise lost
by Cranked
Sat Sep 23, 2017 5:36 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Maldives
Replies: 132
Views: 7982

Re: Maldives

BA wrote:
Sat Sep 23, 2017 5:20 pm
This place looks alright. Anyone been? Bit of a hike to get to. Maybe keep the crowds low.

http://nemberalabeachresort.com/
Just you and 300 other surfers.