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by marauding mullet
Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:13 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 447
Views: 34301

Re: Kelly's wave.

Nick you promised us you'd take a dump in Kelly's pool.

Did you take a dump in Kelly's pool?
by marauding mullet
Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:52 pm
Forum: Travel & Health
Topic: Torn bicep?
Replies: 29
Views: 718

Re: Torn bicep?

Go to a doctor Kunji.
A mate has lost the function of both his biceps, they have detached from the upper end which incidentally is way overon the shoulder blades or somewhere there. His biceps now look like Popeye arms, short and wierd looking, as foamy mentioned. Can’t be repaired in his case
by marauding mullet
Tue Nov 07, 2017 12:49 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 1839
Views: 267942

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

The latest Rip Curl Flash thingy Plus model is zip free and apparently has a larger entry hole that the previous.
by marauding mullet
Sun Nov 05, 2017 9:50 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16039
Views: 1267685

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Where’s ya hat?
by marauding mullet
Sun Nov 05, 2017 6:28 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16039
Views: 1267685

Re: Where did you surf today ?

You travel with your own photographer now Cranked?
by marauding mullet
Sat Nov 04, 2017 10:23 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16039
Views: 1267685

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Well, at least there's no blue bottles in Lemoore. It's virtually unsurfable today down sth. 4 of us went out, all got stung, one wave each, that was it. It was a clusterfcuk of bluebottles. Impossible to dodge them. I've never seen this many on the sth coast. The beaches are blue. https://m.youtub...
by marauding mullet
Fri Nov 03, 2017 6:40 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16039
Views: 1267685

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Today started off with such promise. Swell forecast was good, double overhead was on the cards, winds light offshore, high tide at 9am meant in the water at first light with a good 2 hours of uncrowded surf (too early for all the euro's) I was in the water at first light, perfect conditions. Specta...
by marauding mullet
Fri Oct 27, 2017 11:05 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16039
Views: 1267685

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Haha I know BD, what Cranked is saying isn’t possible in Bali,although the Perth bit sounds about right.
I do enjoy his works of fiction immensely tho
by marauding mullet
Sun Oct 22, 2017 10:17 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16039
Views: 1267685

Re: Where did you surf today ?

yeah I look at the wind for the Bukit on the net sometimes, looks change of seasons time is trying to kick in.
by marauding mullet
Thu Oct 19, 2017 6:03 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16039
Views: 1267685

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I'm there with you in spirit mate, keep 'em coming.
by marauding mullet
Thu Oct 19, 2017 12:21 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1581
Views: 130828

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Give Grooter a pair of chopsticks, a bottle of soy sauce and turn him loose down there.
by marauding mullet
Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:12 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Ebay Bargains thread
Replies: 1639
Views: 169498

Re: Ebay Bargains thread

Would love to know the story behind this......
https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/southen ... 1162257167
by marauding mullet
Sat Oct 14, 2017 9:41 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?
Replies: 1581
Views: 130828

Re: Nth NSW sharks. Can they p!ss off already?

Beanpole wrote:
Sat Oct 14, 2017 9:20 pm
That drone footage those fisherman took looks 100% staged. Obviously had burley in the crab pots.
?? Got a link?

Edit: never mind, the one in SA near Coffins? Found it.
Their crab net would have bait in it, like a Salmon or something
by marauding mullet
Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:36 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Quiksilver Pro France 2017
Replies: 100
Views: 4683

Re: Quiksilver Pro France 2017

That hasn't changed, as soon as the camera starts, the hat goes on.
by marauding mullet
Wed Oct 11, 2017 3:02 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 3178
Views: 204632

Re: Just general surfing stuff

It looks like he left the handbrake on or something, the wave is OK but he's sluggish
by marauding mullet
Tue Oct 10, 2017 3:14 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16039
Views: 1267685

Re: Where did you surf today ?

and foamy suggested rhyming was childish (snaps crayon)
by marauding mullet
Tue Oct 10, 2017 2:17 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16039
Views: 1267685

Re: Where did you surf today ?

There once was a scribe named Nick
whose poetry didn't rhyme sic (sic)
you'd know why if you saw
him writing near the floor
with the pen up the eye of his dick
by marauding mullet
Tue Oct 10, 2017 12:16 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 16039
Views: 1267685

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Poetry should rhyme, let's just get the basics right before we get all carried away with it.