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The thing is, I don’t think anyone should dismiss it out of hand. Is it really that inconceivable that it might one day become common place? fair suck of the old sav, mate. if it's not the most single handedly retarded surf measurement in use right f u cking now, my name's not pedro. in fact, if it...

Hatchnam wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:20 pm

It’d be good to get some weigh in from Ben matson, Craig brokensha, et al.

Yes!!

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:04 pm

So what do you want? Special treatment for him?

Nah, he already gets that from you.

Over 30 years of surfing and have never yet once had to think about not rely upon “kilojoules” to figure out what’s going with conditions. Pretty sure that’s the same for about 99.9999% of the global surfing community. There’s only one forecasting site using the measurement. Try find another. There...

You might be right MM, but the other side of the coin is Cranked putting it out there, copping a bit of flak and then defending himself to the death over it. It's up to him of course, but if you put shitt up on a surfing forum and you can't cop a bit of ribbing over it, maybe it ain't such a good i...

Over 30 years of surfing and have never yet once had to think about not rely upon “kilojoules” to figure out what’s going with conditions. Pretty sure that’s the same for about 99.9999% of the global surfing community. There’s only one forecasting site using the measurement. Try find another. There...

buddy wrote: ↑

Tue Jul 17, 2018 12:46 pm

The 1000th page of this thread, ruined by kilojoule talk

How appropriate, and I’m pleased to be part of this momentous occasion

Cranked, just remember all of these guys said the same thing about litres a few years ago. 6 years ago: Every real surfer knows the only dims that matters are Lx W x T. None of this litres shit, thats just ridiculous. Kooks. Pathetic value that means nothing and is completely irrelevant. today: do ...

Oh yeah. Fantasy forecasts of it peaking at nearly 14,000kJ next Wed/Thurs and a 10 star rating. Have all the surf forecasting sites succumbed to false news syndrome? It has been noted by the surf forecasting industry that when large swells are forecast their number of hits (and presumably income) ...

offshore1 wrote: ↑

Sat Jun 30, 2018 9:53 am

Don't women make more than men in the porn industry?

That’s your job today Offy, find out

Beanpole wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 25, 2018 1:30 pm

It's funny that spray painting a protective coat hasn't become a thing on Poly Boards.

Are you talking about painting the blank or the glass?
Grant Miller told me he paints his blanks white to slow the yellowing process.
All the Tuflite boards I’ve seen had painted glass.

Beerfan wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 12, 2018 4:31 pm

Guaranteed the first thing loofy did was sniff it for piss stains.

Then cut the crotch out and cooked it up with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

Surely the judges can’t see much of racetrack, the surfer is virtually hidden from view at the best bit.

I'm getting less enthusiastic about the cold though X 2 have shed a few Kgs and really feeling it I've never really had kgs to shed. The osteoarthritic wrist and shoulder would also appreciate warmer seast Your Crancky mate is where it's at - minus the bike stuff as I'm now struggling on anything r...

swvic wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:31 pm

I'm getting less enthusiastic about the cold though

X 2 have shed a few Kgs and really feeling it

Trev wrote: ↑

Fri May 25, 2018 7:26 pm

Hey Nick.
The troglodyte said to ask you about your beach bonfires.

Oh that’s the thanks I get for pointing out Nick’s 1960’s style Beach Blanket Bingo capers.
You’re on yer own now buddy.

Ask Nick about his beach bonfires Trev