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Is that ....guru beads?

Nobody gives the master any board review advice. Ignore them AJ

Step aside SS and NC
That’s a board review you can take to the bank

Beany, do you think it would be possible to dye my cock, to sort of make it stand out from the crowd in the communal showers at work?

Last time I was in Bali I surfed, but not along the Kuta, Legian, Seminyak stretch despite spending a couple of days there to catch up with friends. I walked down to the beach with my board the first day only to see the water a sickly grey/green colour and more plastic bags than I've ever seen in my...

Talking himself up amongst us plebs won’t get him anywhere Steve, he should be encouraged, he wants a tard badge bad.

Beanpole wrote: ↑

Mon Jul 15, 2019 7:47 am

That's a beautiful story, Steve.

Lol I was moved by it too.
In further news, if I’m lucky I will surf utter garbage on a mal in freezing conditions, and I’ll be happy.
Gooooo Cranky!!

They’re French, it’s OK

but then again so does Adelaide sometimes. Adelaide is up a gulf it’s flat unless there’s a storm Legion calls your claim that Adelaide is flat and raises you Perth. No Adelaide doesn’t get swell, thanks to Kangaroo Island, Perth does at least get swell Drive an hour south of Adelaide however, diff...

Hatchnam wrote: ↑

Wed May 22, 2019 10:24 pm

but then again so does Adelaide sometimes.

Adelaide is up a gulf it’s flat unless there’s a storm

Creepy sista chasin’ bumpkins.

The Ding King in Adelaide repairs creased and snapped boards every day, eps and pu foam. Guaranteed better than new. I know you aren’t in SA but there must be repair shops that confidently and economically do it elsewhere. Search “the ding king vehicle body shop” on FaceBook, some very interesting p...

Haha that’s a classic Cranky

He’ll twig to it eventually

Drailed wrote: ↑

Fri May 03, 2019 11:16 am

marauding mullet wrote: ↑

Fri May 03, 2019 11:09 am

Jacarandas are bad news anywhere near underground services, fcuking pest tree, look great in flower but should never have been brought here.

I thought those fccckn things were native.Shame, great looking tree.

South America

Jacarandas are bad news anywhere near underground services, fcuking pest tree, look great in flower but should never have been brought here.

The Mighty Sunbird wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 28, 2019 10:16 pm

Happy days
I’m thinking to move back but wifey is not keen

I’ll be back in a few weeks to pick up a camper trailer we bought from friends at Merewether. Only be there a couple of days sadly, haven’t been back since we left

Ah your secret’s out black duck, you have comically short upper arms, like a T-Rex.
Only people with normal length (or longer) humerus bones have trouble getting their arms out of chest zip wetsuits.