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Ha! Take THAT, Nick Carroll

Is that a type of omelette?

Beanpole wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:13 pm

lefts and rights

Will return steve - there's only so many weeks a man can endure without a pointless argument with a random pensioner about the catastrophic shortcomings of tuflite crabmeat - surviving on the scraps of data ponced off the blokes you dole out wristies to will inevitably restrict a man's online footp...

The left was an overscore by about a point. No quibble with the 10

Says the monkey pumping bondi groveller

You australians will be dismayed to hear that UK Sport has partially relaxed its draconian payment-by-results policy and is giving British surfing a couple of hundred gees in readiness for Olympic year. 2020 may come too early but expect a flotilla of overfed public schoolboys to take 2024 by storm,...

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 25, 2018 6:59 pm

Forecasting 101.

Theres great information out there on the internets Godsave.

And yet you always seem to end up back at magic seaweed

Look, it’s...... Aha! Nearly got me

Woke up for a dawny at the Point with my wife. There were van loads of euros hanging in the car park checking Magic Seaweed, which had majestically called , I dunno, seven and a half feet or something. Maybe 9 feet. Surf Forecast had said 2 thousand kilojoules. It was one foot rock break. pretty mu...

Cranked wrote: ↑

Fri Nov 23, 2018 5:20 pm

buddy wrote: ↑

Fri Nov 23, 2018 1:22 pm

I like beanpole.

whatever craft is appropriate for the day.

Usually the schooner



(Love ya beany)

Beany was actually a decent surfer back in the day. Semis of his local boardriders, that sort of thing

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 21, 2018 2:00 pm

Just to go back to the great Forecasting Debate Magic Seaweed is giving Lennox Head 5 stars for Sunday and calling it 8.5ft.

Surf forecast (god help me please, it was just a quick squizz) is right on board with a mighty 2733 Kj call.

Just in case anyone's still playing along at home, they aren't

Is that a performance longboard Nick?

Seems like a fair old trek for sub-Maldivian 2-3 ft. No wonder you spent most of your time sinking piss

steve has a degree in science

steve shearer wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 29, 2018 8:51 pm

godsavethequeen wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 29, 2018 8:37 pm

Yeah well, from my (mercifully brief) encounters with Australians in the line-up,

Did you have a bad experience Godsave?

In the Maldives?

Come on, come clean.

There's no need to get all defensive, I didn't mean you. I'm sure you're a delight to surf with

Yeah well, from my (mercifully brief) encounters with Australians in the line-up, this is pretty common among your low intermediate to reasonably competent surfers typically accompanied with a taciturn sense of entitlement, so I wouldn't get on your high horses about other nationalities. That may be...