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I think a home and away leg is only fair. Neutral ground obviously. Boscombe reef and Bondi?

How many tricks do you reckon steve can do, iggy?

Stop dodging the question

Do you worry that I might be a better surfer than you steve?

It’s saying pretty much the same as all the other forecast sites. You just dismiss it out of hand because you can’t bear to be told by the hated Pom

Oh I’m very ambivalent about magic seaweed. Yet you seem to want to use it but don’t understand what it’s trying to tell you. Think of me as a mediator, a hostage negotiator. We’ll crack this, you’ll see

Nonsense, I adore steve. It’s just I can’t help annoying him sometimes

Sun even shines on a dog’s arse some days, jimmy

He doesn’t have gut feelings iggy, he just looks at forecasting sites then passes their info off as his own

And when you look at it, presumably you privately acknowledge that it’s only guessing swell height at some unspecified point offshore and not wave height? You’re only hamming it up for laffs on here, right?

Why do you keep looking at it steve?

Are we counting the ‘pop up’ as a trick?

The advanced wave can get quite big, so be careful

Planning a trip?

You’re terrible Muriel

Oooh, bitchy!

God, I thought no-one would ever ask. Green check Irish cashmere v-neck sweater. Borsalino Italian flat cap. white linen button up shirt. I mean, you can imagine the ghastly surf gear Carroll would have showed up in . Probably the latest I Finished the Molokai Race T-shirt and board shorts. I’m alm...

Ignore them steve, I think you look terrific. Did the hat and jumper come as a set?