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I’m sorry pet but Oasis are an embarrassment. Do I own any of their albums? Yes, yes I do. Do I bitterly regret this in hindsight? Yes, yes I do

Do you link arms with your co-workers, loosen your tie and get tearful when Wonderwall comes on the radio pet? Do you bellow the chorus?

How about Slater though? He looked electric, I’m saying. Plenty of pizzazz

You getting tired steve? That french shorey looks fun though eh

No actually it’s fine I’ve got it

Oh, yeah I’m familiar with that. It’s also the title of a widely panned oasis album. Remind me what that’s got to do with swell in Wales again

No

Beg pardon?

You didn’t look beyond today?

This is the swell we’re getting off it https://magicseaweed.com/Llangennith-Surf-Report/32/. Hopefully the wind will do what the met office says not msw

Metres not feet

You can watch it on the Langland webcam on gowerlive if you’re that interested. Should be fairly chunky on Friday

I thought ice baths were largely discredited as a rehab tool

You'll do skip, you'll be fine. In fact, I'd put money on you being the one wiping shearer's arse and wheeling him for his fortnightly sea glimpse once his osteoporotic pelvis has crumbled to dust

Long experience has taught me that behind your outspoken opinions usually lurks a hidden fear. I’m just trying to help you. I’m guessing that you think that trailers are a bit yummymummy? A bit bearded wanker? And yes, they are all that but they also help you carry fairly prodigious loads over long...

Might be the solution to your parking woes beans

Long experience has taught me that behind your outspoken opinions usually lurks a hidden fear. I’m just trying to help you. I’m guessing that you think that trailers are a bit yummymummy? A bit bearded wanker? And yes, they are all that but they also help you carry fairly prodigious loads over long ...

I can give you a walkthrough on how to attach it if that’s what’s bothering you. You don’t even need tools for the better ones