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by godsavethequeen
Wed Nov 25, 2020 5:15 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 23557
Views: 3643898

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I say ‘recent’ but it was actually an ASL board test from years ago. I’m guessing things have only got worse since then
by godsavethequeen
Wed Nov 25, 2020 5:13 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 23557
Views: 3643898

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Nick Carroll wrote:
Wed Nov 25, 2020 10:10 am
can one of you know it all cnuts please tell me what the fcuk is a pop-up?

I don't even know if I do a pop-up.

From your recent footage, Nick, I would call it a stumble-up. Accompanied, I’m assuming, by an audible grunt of effort
by godsavethequeen
Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:56 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 23557
Views: 3643898

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Imagine the earnest Guardian articles if learning to ride a bike was an adult thing. “My instructor made it look easy, zipping around balanced atop a sleek machine with impossibly skinny tyres, barely even holding on to the steering bar. I took a deep breath and climbed aboard my chunkier steed whic...
by godsavethequeen
Tue Nov 24, 2020 5:28 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 23557
Views: 3643898

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Drailed wrote:
Tue Nov 24, 2020 1:16 pm
Jesus fccck, trying to compare riding a bike to someone learning to paddle out in average conditions, paddle onto a wave and trim across open face face. Fccck, there is no comparison. Wtf are you cnuts harping on about.
The tortured howl of the adult learner
by godsavethequeen
Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:15 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 23557
Views: 3643898

Re: Where did you surf today ?

I think you’ve answered your own question
by godsavethequeen
Mon Nov 23, 2020 8:39 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 23557
Views: 3643898

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Surely the likes of Lewis Hamilton at Kelly’s pool have throughly torpedoed the myth of surfing being difficult to learn?
by godsavethequeen
Mon Nov 23, 2020 7:10 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 23557
Views: 3643898

Re: Where did you surf today ?

*pedalling
by godsavethequeen
Mon Nov 23, 2020 6:29 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 23557
Views: 3643898

Re: Where did you surf today ?

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Have a wee search for Danny Macaskill vids stevo. I think you’ll enjoy them
by godsavethequeen
Mon Sep 07, 2020 4:44 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: skateboarding ...
Replies: 454
Views: 156471

Re: skateboarding ...

Just to let you know, your explanation is at the “I tripped over backwards, naked, and unfortunately landed anus first on this exceptionally well lubricated traffic cone” level of plausibility, Cranked
by godsavethequeen
Mon Sep 07, 2020 12:49 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: skateboarding ...
Replies: 454
Views: 156471

Re: skateboarding ...

He'd probably recognise it as a longboard, fit for my purposes. But if he did, he'd only have to tell me once for me to understand his argument. I'm too old to be dropping into halfpipes or learning how to kickflip. Even though with croissant gone I'm probably the youngest here. Did you ever get on...
by godsavethequeen
Mon Sep 07, 2020 12:31 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: skateboarding ...
Replies: 454
Views: 156471

Re: skateboarding ...

Out of interest cranked, what did you think that boo would have been looking to achieve by loosening his wheels?
by godsavethequeen
Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:05 am
Forum: Weather & surf forecasting
Topic: 2020
Replies: 11
Views: 1173

Re: 2020

Wasn't it Albert Einstein who said that the definition of insanity is driving over and over to the same shitty crowded beachbreak and expecting it to be different?
by godsavethequeen
Wed Aug 26, 2020 9:27 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 7239
Views: 1159970

Re: Just general surfing stuff

I wouldn’t be seen dead in one either, btw
by godsavethequeen
Wed Aug 26, 2020 9:26 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 7239
Views: 1159970

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Weren’t you about to pull the trigger on a $650 custom?
by godsavethequeen
Wed Aug 26, 2020 5:40 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 7239
Views: 1159970

Re: Just general surfing stuff

You’d think I’d get some thanks for saving Steve 250 bucks but, no. Just another shift of the goalposts
by godsavethequeen
Wed Aug 26, 2020 7:35 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 7239
Views: 1159970

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Amsterdam wetsuits (no, me either) does something similar https://www.bigsun.nz/products/amsterda ... arm-spring
by godsavethequeen
Wed Aug 26, 2020 7:27 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 7239
Views: 1159970

Re: Just general surfing stuff

steve shearer wrote:
Wed Aug 26, 2020 6:39 am
I think you're right.
Nineplus stylist, 3/2 bz, gbs seams (as far as I can tell from the pics) $400 https://aus.nineplus.com/collections/we ... -shortie-1
by godsavethequeen
Wed Aug 26, 2020 6:05 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 7239
Views: 1159970

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Flat lock seams. Heapa shit