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Ooh, hardship Top Trumps! Struggling against life’s headwinds with failing health, little money and less hope or googling conspiracy theories in your childhood bedroom o’erwatched by curling Dawson’s Creek posters and putting your crusty wanksock out for your mum once a fortnight? It’s a tough one a...

I know, I do apologise. I could feel AJ shaking his head in dismay earlier

Oh, it’s not me and it’s not my photo so I can’t really help you I’m afraid. If you ask me though, he needed to be on a minimal so he could poostance right out ahead of those sections There’s an embarrassment of swell as per but the wind is sw at the moment. So those slabs aren’t working but others ...

And I knew you’d reply with exactly those words. 2-1 to me, I think

Sorry for hurting your feelings iggy. I promise I won’t mention it again

Yep, when all I did was street it was 60mm 90a powell cross bones. My current board has 101a 56mm minilogo things which seem ok. Fine on ramps anyway. Bit clattery for street

Bristol is £40 for just under an hour, board and wetsuit included. It’s 90 minutes from me and I’m not even vaguely tempted

I’m sorry pet but Oasis are an embarrassment. Do I own any of their albums? Yes, yes I do. Do I bitterly regret this in hindsight? Yes, yes I do

Do you link arms with your co-workers, loosen your tie and get tearful when Wonderwall comes on the radio pet? Do you bellow the chorus?

How about Slater though? He looked electric, I’m saying. Plenty of pizzazz

You getting tired steve? That french shorey looks fun though eh

No actually it’s fine I’ve got it

Oh, yeah I’m familiar with that. It’s also the title of a widely panned oasis album. Remind me what that’s got to do with swell in Wales again

No

Beg pardon?

You didn’t look beyond today?

This is the swell we’re getting off it https://magicseaweed.com/Llangennith-Surf-Report/32/. Hopefully the wind will do what the met office says not msw