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by Nice_Melons
Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:47 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: So how do ya get leftover wax orf ya stick?
Replies: 11
Views: 5281

Re: So how do ya get leftover wax orf ya stick?

Ya call dat thing o urs a stick? Tiz a twig.
by Nice_Melons
Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:49 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: So how do ya get leftover wax orf ya stick?
Replies: 11
Views: 5281

Re: So how do ya get leftover wax orf ya stick?

Tehehehhehehhhee.
Ya'd be an authority on dat wouldnt ya? Dat is after Dick up bum Barroll dat is.
by Nice_Melons
Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:45 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Log for sale
Replies: 2
Views: 3008

Re: Log for sale

Ohhhhh, lemme check. Hmmmm, dims are..... How tall are ya Nick?
Price depends on bum availability I am reliably told.
by Nice_Melons
Tue Sep 25, 2012 3:15 pm
Forum: Logs, eggs and alternatives
Topic: Log for sale
Replies: 2
Views: 3008

Log for sale

In perfect nick! Suit a carroll type. Freshly laid. Offers invited.
by Nice_Melons
Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:45 am
Forum: Bodyboarders only!
Topic: Whoops a ***!
Replies: 0
Views: 3893

Whoops a ***!

Mwahahahahhahahaha! You piss poor little ferret faced chimps.
Momma! Momma!
by Nice_Melons
Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:43 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where is that fat ol prick Lazza?
Replies: 8
Views: 4241

Where is that fat ol prick Lazza?

Ya still breathing ya ol bastard?
by Nice_Melons
Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:40 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: So how do ya get leftover wax orf ya stick?
Replies: 11
Views: 5281

So how do ya get leftover wax orf ya stick?

Use a napkin, a tissue or her shirt ya tards?