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by aaarating
Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:36 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Kelly's wave.
Replies: 523
Views: 168507

Re: Kelly's wave.

Its a bit quaint to adopt a 'Luddite' approach and suggest there must never be a place for a technology that is able to produce a high quality 'artificial' wave. What about 'artificial' reefs and constructed breakwalls that use both nature and engineering (sometimes by design and sometimes by fluke)...
by aaarating
Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:42 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2945
Views: 1118651

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

Nick Carroll wrote:
Tue Aug 01, 2017 10:16 am
I have a Patagonia wetsuit sheep, It's a large yet has to work hard to fit my upper body......
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So you're a Kiwi bro?
by aaarating
Thu Jul 27, 2017 9:02 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Every trannies nightmare
Replies: 18
Views: 16258

Re: Every trannies nightmare

well haven't we elevated General Surf Discussion! Now wait a minute before rushing to judgement. This could be the biggest story in surfing history. Forget about Occy's resurrection from fried chicken and chips guzzling couch potato to become world champ. Poo poo Owen's cocaine binge/pipe hold down...
by aaarating
Wed Jul 19, 2017 8:07 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: J-Bay Pro 2017
Replies: 255
Views: 79432

Re: J-Bay Pro 2017

That's a shitload of words to state the obvious conclusion that the judging and resultant scores are based entirely on a highly subjective qualitative assessment of the wave and the surfer riding it. Oh hang on. You did mention it was 'the vibe'. And remember that JJ's wave would probably be more li...
by aaarating
Fri Jul 14, 2017 4:55 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: The Good Luck A Number One McCoy Thread
Replies: 272
Views: 181554

Re: The Good Luck A Number One McCoy Thread

This sounds like a duel! Can I suggest Hypto Krypto's at ten paces gentlemen?
by aaarating
Fri Jul 14, 2017 9:45 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: The Good Luck A Number One McCoy Thread
Replies: 272
Views: 181554

Re: The Good Luck A Number One McCoy Thread

Beerfan wrote:
Fri Jul 14, 2017 9:28 am
The double ender and the pintail on his site look sweet.
Sounds like a marital aid catalogue from the Tool Store? Does MCoy make a strap on version for raunchy surfers?
by aaarating
Wed Jun 07, 2017 11:58 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 11579
Views: 5870074

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Surf rage is weird enough, but the way the line up reacts is interesting to observe. Must people stare like a pack of wolves waiting for something to happen and then quietly paddle away. Because of the mix of cultures in Sydney it get's interesting. I've seen a few foreign guys blow up when told to...
by aaarating
Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:36 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 11579
Views: 5870074

Re: Just general surfing stuff

I was assaulted in Byron too. Assaulted by the total fuckwittery of the strong appeal of the 'legend' of the regions past glory that are long since dead and buried.
by aaarating
Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:04 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Just general surfing stuff
Replies: 11579
Views: 5870074

Re: Just general surfing stuff

Ok. If no one else is going to say it. Is there some degree of irony that the alleged offence of occurring bodily harm via ramming a surfboard into to the face of the victim happened at BROKEN HEAD! Thank you ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I rest my case.
by aaarating
Sun May 28, 2017 1:03 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2945
Views: 1118651

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

No way. Plenty of scumbags watch you stash your key, find your wallet and nick your cards. They put everything back just like it was so you don't realise until you go to use your card and it's not there. By the time you report it, they've gone on spree. They've also been known to check your license...
by aaarating
Sun May 28, 2017 8:17 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: that wetsuit discussion...
Replies: 2945
Views: 1118651

Re: that wetsuit discussion...

None of you cnunts has expressed any fkukken anger over the fact my O&E springy has no key cord or pocket! It's a serious fkukkrn issue and I demand some fake superficial internet support from you cnunts!!! What's its 'jizz' rating? Nobody's getting angry until it's jizziness is determined. Only th...
by aaarating
Sat May 27, 2017 2:20 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Lennox head number1 publicity agent
Replies: 69
Views: 35663

Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Look at the bright side. If too many nasty vibes in the lineup from the LEBA crew or one of those quirky 5m GWs is feeling peckish and a bit too friendly you will always be able to go do a bit of freestyle aerial skiing. KS waveautorium is most definitely stage 2 for the Lake. Thanks Former premier ...
by aaarating
Fri May 26, 2017 11:30 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 29980
Views: 10551172

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Davros wrote:Lol. If you could have another 4 control settings what would they be? e.g. Buttery, Bazzers, "The Groyne"
'Choppy' , 'Blown Out' & 'Blue Bottle Infested' And then operate all three together to replicate a typically enjoyable summer surf session.
by aaarating
Fri May 26, 2017 10:57 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 29980
Views: 10551172

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Scores are in now. Carroll just managed to pip Loofy by 1/100th of a point - can you believe it- ! The Brazilian judge has come through for the plucky youngster from the Northern beaches with the new moves.
by aaarating
Fri May 26, 2017 9:32 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 29980
Views: 10551172

Re: Where did you surf today ?

alakaboo wrote:Aaarating had a point.
The Darwinian laws of natural selection will scientifically determine who will win this contest. One thing though. It should be held in a wave pool with the controls set to 'buttery'.
by aaarating
Fri May 26, 2017 9:06 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Lennox head number1 publicity agent
Replies: 69
Views: 35663

Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

You know Loof, every time you say regional dead shit you might as well walk down the street with a knotted hankie on your head and the words : I'm a clueless pommy adult learner desperately trying to compensate for my insecurities by social climbing and riding over priced fashion surfboards I'll ne...
by aaarating
Wed May 24, 2017 1:09 pm
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Lennox head number1 publicity agent
Replies: 69
Views: 35663

Re: Lennox head number1 publicity agent

Are there waves at Lennox? Whats Lennox? Is it near Byron Bay, cos I heard Byron Bay is the place to go. It's the only place to BE .......man. That's why when you fly into the airport located in Ballina you are actually arriving in Ballina/Byron according to your ticket. WTF's a Lennox Head? A gay ...
by aaarating
Fri May 19, 2017 8:51 am
Forum: General surf discussion
Topic: Where did you surf today ?
Replies: 29980
Views: 10551172

Re: Where did you surf today ?

Well yes. If you are packing down the scrum as the lock forward in a one man second row?